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5 year.ago"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away. One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
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They’re pretty salty about it
Things just got a little Rocky.
A burly lumberjack was filling out a job application. He claimed he worked “In the Sahara Forest.” The boss asked “Don’t you mean the Sahara *Desert*?” Lumberjack answered with a shrug “Yeah? Now!”
A truck full of feet showed up. Guess I should’ve been more specific.
*Terrible* Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
“Nothing I can do,” the manager said. “He has squatter’s rights.”
It's the herd shot 'round the world
Not a good one
I was putting on pajamas this morning that were covered in dog hair. Told my golden retriever I wasn't messy, I was just cosplaying being him. Without looking up from her phone my wife says.... pawsplay!
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