Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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A fellow and his girlfriend have been dating for some time but haven't gone all the way because the girl is afraid of his length. After a lot of begging and cajoling, she finally agrees, provided he promises to only enter halfway. Things progress, and the guy gets a little carried away and inserts himself fully. The girl, enjoying the fulfilling feeling, thinks if half is this good, maybe all would be better. "Darling," she says, "I know I made you promise to stop halfway, but if you want to go in fully, you may." Quick thinking boyfriend replies, "Oh no darling, I couldn't. A promise is a promise."
One’s good in bed, one’s good in bread, and one’s a good inbred.
“My wife is the most suspicious person I know,” the guy shared with a sympathetic friend. “If I come home early, she suspects I want sex. And if I come home late, she suspects I’ve already had it.”
A “plane in the neck”
She said it would cost me $150. I said I didn't have that much, and we were going to have to go to an ATM. When I got back from the ATM, I informed her I didn't require her services any more. "Why not?" "Well, that was actually a sperm back, and I just made a night deposit."
His name was gothlaith
Very high maintenance.
They told me that if I keep up what I'm doing they'll take me on a waterboarding trip to Guantanamo Bay. So excited!
That’s right, he pulled a hat out of a rabbit!
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