Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Xafniko 6 year.agoA blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nods… “I’ll tell you, I'd thought I was going to drop dead that third day." “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor. “No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
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After all, it is a mere oar
Lig Lig Who? nono, its pronounced legume
"Nothing much, just being a Well" replied the Well to the Bobby. Hearing the Well reply back the Bobby passed out and fell into the Well
It was a gender bender Fender lender fender bender.
Get me some brake fluid
An investigator
(Uptown funk gon’ give it to ya, Saturday night and we in the spot) Don’t believe my wristwatch
I M LIVID
There was no dry ice in the house.
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