6 year.agoTwo Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.Jim turns to Bob, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Jim what classes he is going to take. "Alright, Jim. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic." "Logic?" Jim asks. "What the hell is that?" "Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?" Proudly, Jim responded, "Yes, I do." "Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said. "Yes, yes I do have a lawn!" "Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house." "Yes, yes I do have a house!" "And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family." "Yes, yes I do have a family!" "And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual." "Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Jim exclaimed. "Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded. Jim excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Bob. "Bob, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Jim told Bob. "Logic?" Bob asks. "What the hell is that?" "Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?" "No." "Then you're gay."
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Never mind... It's teareble.
Nothing, cause there dead.
Peppa pig
A muslim killing them with stones
His name was Ahhhhhhh
Never mind it was a really fat woman being raped
Cecil is an African lion Al Sharpton is a lyin African
All respirators were already in use at the hospital
Bitches love to be called beautiful
To beat the crowd.
A black man with the whitest smile
A white woman calling the cops on black people named karen
Because one did not kill himself and the other has touched little boys
Jewish people getting gasses
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12 One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the light bulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-light bulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
She wakes up hoping to see a family sitting at the tree getting presents but she is an orhoan and has one present left for her wher eits a baby doll with a string attached to it and she pulls it back and lets the message ring but instead she hears ”Jeffery Epstein didnt kill himself” and then hears ticking afterwards which the orphanage blows up
Funny how that works
If too many of them died, it would drive the market prices up
A fridge doesn't moan when u put meat in it.
2.Who’s there 1.Rey 2.Rey who 1.Reycist scum bag
To breathe like bitches.
I had no idea, his accent threw me off.
Niggers like to be called nice.
Pain in the neck
Because Donald Trump needs more air to keep talking out of his ass.
none. they beat the bulb for being broke and arrest the room for being black (creds: justaboy/YT)
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