The wife asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you." Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?" Helen: "No, the gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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A truly brilliant Ventriloquist.
In fact, I never think once about it.
Because It tastes like Kool aid
What's white is valued. What's yellow and brown is flushed while reading a magazine. If it's black, you need to see a doctor.
Because I think that's what he meant by "make america great again".
Because China knows how to make viral content.
None, they just beat the room for being black
The dog stops barking
Hide his food stamps under his work boots
Football player gets penalized for excessive force.
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It really opened a window of opportunity.
Or "Task Manager", as he calls it.
Depends on how many cops are on him
A job.
One was made of straw and the other made of wood. Police have said that it's probably a lone wolf.
They keep KFC and Popeyes in business.
Pigga
We call the group Syndrome of a Down.
For example, the funeral business is booming.
A corona gets its Lyme
Never mind... It's teareble.
Nothing, cause there dead.
Peppa pig
A muslim killing them with stones
His name was Ahhhhhhh
Never mind it was a really fat woman being raped
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