What does a burned pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out on time.

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1. What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

A milk dud.

2. Companies make a lot of baffling decisions because they don't want to make sense.

They want to make dollars.

3. Son: Do you know any cowards?

Dad: The only cow word I know is moo.

4. Bee's Lawyer; "Is it true that you threatened to burglarize my client's home?"

No, I told him that if he stung me, I'd break into hives.

5. My daughter was upset that it was raining and said "I wish I had a gun that could shoot the rain and make it go away." Obviously I told her that would never work.

For that you need a rain bow.

6. X-Men Follies

Professor Xavier: What is your mutant power? Me: Hindsight Professor X: That’s not going to help us. Me: Yes, I see that now.

7. I once met a trans baker with a long last name.

He was used to being miss spelt.

8. I once met a trans baker with a long last name.

He was used to being miss spelt.

9. What do you call a really stupid cow?

A moooron.

10. What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One of them sings "Hey, you, get off of my cloud"...

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