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avatar iNOTgoodATcomp 7 year.ago

Why is everybody acting like Stephen Hawking making it to 76 is impressive?

Paul Walker made it to at least 90 before he died.

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2. Did you hear about the guy who called random people and sneezed into the phone?

Did you hear about the guy who called random people and sneezed into the phone? . . . . . He was making cold calls.

3. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

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6. Why was the mushroom so popular

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10. A very shy guy wanted to learn how to approach a girl.

So he went to watch a video on how to overcome shyness and talk to girls. In the video, the coach made a demo where he approched a girl and asked her to guess a number from 1 to 9. The girl said 4, so the coach smiled and replied that the number she picked was the right one and that he can give her a kiss as a gift. So the shy person went to apply what he learned, he approached a girl asked her to guess a number and when she answered 5 he was very disappointed.

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