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Dan_ward03 7 year.agoI mean, you've got to give them credit.
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If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own accord.
Outlaws are wanted.
Apparently I'm delugional.
It was a real A-ha moment (Be honest; what’s your Take On Me?)
Asked my son if he heard that in WW2 we deployed an army of cows, but it didn't work because they ran out of A-moo-nition. After the war we brought the cows home and decided that we should try and make the cows into artists, and they all became Moo-sicians. As he stared blankly at me I told him that he clearly didn't find cow jokes A-moo-sing.
I got quite the lecture on how I need to listen more carefully.
I replied, “it’s a word that we use to refer to something specific - often something not nearby, or already understood from context.”
Sir you have early onset Rigormortis
I said, “It was a perfect day - sun shining, birds chirping, sailboats coasting by in the distance…” My wife goes, “Yeah, well don’t leave out the part where I pretty much had to drag your ass to the altar.” Our youngest asked, “Why? Did you not want to marry her, Dad?” I’m like, “No… her father threw my wheelchair into the lake.”
I’m like, “No - her father threw my wheelchair in the lake.”
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