Scarlet-Janefox 7 year.agoSon: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't your father!"
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The race
The broad's name? Melania
A delivery driver u racist cnt
A quarter pounder with cheese
I guess they aren’t Wayfair to children
A Guillatino
is proof that size doesn't matter
Walking people's fish.
Not there when I wake up.
Me (who skinned a black person): this is why nobody likes you
A MasterBaiter
He said "yes the others were atleast sevens or eights"
Fuk ‘em yung !!!
Stab it repeatedly
African
After he saw the gas bill
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In some people's eyes
He got Dee dossed
You either get one of the two things; you’ll taste the ocean, you know plastic... or you’ll get a mouth full of dick.
Huntington's
I dont go to jail when I beat cancer.
The gift that they give to children
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Cot death
I’d rather be a fruit than a vegetable.
A firecracker
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