I was going to make fun of that homosexual that killed himself with a rope

But that's just low hanging fruit

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1. An eagle has been building a nest on Neil Armstrong's grave.

Eerie!

2. Parallel lines have so much in common

It’s a shame they’ll never meet

3. I was at the grocery store the other day

My wife and I were walking around the produce section trying to find these mini apples that our kids liked. After a few minutes of walking around, we couldn't find them. I guess could say that store was Minni-apple-less

4. What do you get when you walk too much and eat too much sugar?

Dire-Feeties!

5. Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?

So he would have sweet dreams

6. I slept with a Marxist once.

In the morning she woke and left.

7. What will the Robot armies do after the last battle in the AI Wars?

CHARGE!!!!!!!!

8. Incorrectly

The only time the word incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

9. What would a sign say on a brothel that went out of business?

Beat it we’re closed.

10. Why did the farmer who was taking care of his sick wife, run outside, mumbling and cursing?

Because the medicine said “shake well before use”. Thrice a day. For seven days.

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I was going to make fun of that homosexual that killed himself with a rope

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