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Usain Bolt goes to join a golf club...

...The secretary says, "We don't allow blacks at this club." However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. "Furious, Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!" "Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary. "In that case, it's 5 minutes down the road! " ___ xpost - r/sickipedia

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