dying alone.

200 years ago, guillotines did the trick.

Santa goes *down* the chimney.

She was later for her flying lesson with John Denver

The real killer is his PPE didn’t fit.

I'm not scared of faggots in the least bit, I just really hate them.

It was a heartwarming experience for the both of us.

Neither of them have killed you yet

Isn’t it ironic that Eid al-Fitr sounds like Adolf Hitler?

You could never here his accent

Because they're actually heard.

Parallel Parkinsons.

I wanted to shake his hand but it was already shaking.

A nagger you racist fuck

so I could say "I hit juul all the time".

You put floss over their eyes.

Throw in some laundry and detergent

Man, it's hard blowing that thing and keeping someone pinned down at the same time.

do they come out of the cabinet?

Throw a flash bang

I'm not a fan of these distorted standards for men, how's a regular guy meant to compete with Stephen Hawking?

he gets tasered by police just to charge his phone.

Optimistic...

A horse

Cotton candy

Use their teddy bear to wipe the blood off their pussy.

Should I call it”Kinderhub” or “Only kids”?

A Samboni

There used to be 2 but now it’s a sensitive subject