Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.” Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!" Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."
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They both can't keep their shit together
There’s a little bit of good in everyone.
He's gonna come out of prison a virgin
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Outrage over the unjust killing of a gorilla
I don't want to touch black people
They all get stoned.
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Her aborted baby
Nobody knows. Epstein took that secret to his grave.
Martin Looter King
Batman can go out without robin.
8 minutes and 46 seconds
It’s the last noise they hear before we run em over!
Then one day he just snapped.
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They kept the cotton business booming in the 1800s
And they really REALLY don't like being called "People McNuggets."
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Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"
They are both fags I would smoke
It's window-lickin' good.
I said, "What's up, won't it start?"
None, they just shoot the room for being black
I didnt know it could say no
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