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Steven Hawking in a house fire.

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1. I designed a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

2. FANNUMS DAILY BASIS

FANNUM IS A FATASS

3. what do you call a dog with no arms or legs?

It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming!

4. How do you know your AI girlfriend is sentient?

She rejects you.

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6. What do you call a lesbian on fire?

An LGBBQ.

7. What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

8. Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

9. What’s the difference between a dick and a joke?

Tom Cruise can’t take a joke

10. What's the best part of getting a BJ from an Ethiopian?

You know she's going to swallow

11. How to make a woman scream after you already cum?

Wipe your dick clean on the curtains.

12. Half your age minus 7

The Drake Equation

13. Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's cube?

Because they got a history of separating the colors

14. A Jewish guy and a black guy are standing at the edge of a cliff, who do you push first?

The jew. It's always business before pleasure

15. How can a woman stop rape

by saying yes

16. If you were a rape baby... Would you be mad at your dad or be glad he put in the extra effort?

17. Did you hear about the racist Mexican guy?

He joined the Que Que Que

18. What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told that bitch twice.

19. What do you call an Ethiopian with buckteeth?

A rake.

20. What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?

The tire doesn't sing when you put chains around it

21. 9 11 victims are the fastest readers

They went through 100 stories in mere seconds

22. Whats the difference between Bill Cosby and a rapist?

Bill Cosby gave them a drink first

23. Biden gave permission to Ukraine to strike Russia with US weapons.

America: Now do Palestine! Biden: OK. Ukraine now has permission to strike Palestine, too!

24. A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

The Bartender says “That’s pretty cool, where’d ya get that?” The parrot then says “in the jungle, there’s millions of em!”

25. I went to my psychiatrist today.

He told me I was a paranoid racist, well he never actually said that. But I know what the Black Cunt was thinking...

26. I believe that Black Lives Matter...

the most when theyre all working for free.

27. What do you call a pizza restaurant named after Cameron Boyce?

Little Seizures

28. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

Anyone that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US

29. How many dead babies fit in a box?

One per order

30. Two guys are out hunting

One of them collapsed and stopped breathing. The other one calls 911. Operator: How can I help you? Man: My friend just fell over dead in the woods! Operator: Calm down sir, I can help you. First make sure he's actually dead. (Silence, then a loud bang) Man: Okay..... Now what?

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