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Why is Auschwitz the best hotel in the world?

It got a million stars.

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He told me that's a waist of time

2. I tomade up a joke about pizza and a broken pencil

Unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless.

3. Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil?

She finally found Mr. Write.

4. I was asked to donate to help support the disabled.

I gave them a pair of crutches.

5. My dad always said to me “Son, whatever you do, make a big impact in life.”

Great dad, shit parachutist.

6. I've shortened the rope on the bucket they use to collect water in the local village..

Didn't go down well.

7. My daughter said she will not follow her dreams

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8. I wanted to be a master of ceremonies, but the Canadian Village People talked me out of it.

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9. What does making love to your wife and going to the movies have in common?

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