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avatar TuskenRaiders 9 year.ago

To the people that take black jokes so seriously,

Maybe you should lighten up a little.

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1. Yo mama so fat, after she ate Taco Bell, she won the hot air ballon contest.

2. They say you should keep your sex toys clean

That’s probably why a priest invented baptism

3. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she wears grey,

People try to pin the tail on her.

4. They used to be called jumpolines

But then yo mama jumped on one.

5. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass!

6. yo mama so fat she walks italic

7. Yo momma so fat she needed 2 gods to be created

8. YoMama’s a cheap hooker who works the corner by McDonald’s. We call her quarter poundher.

9. Essential equipment for getting lucky in Europe: Condom - Essential equipment for getting lucky in America: Condom, Rope amd Harness

>!Because Americans eat too much Pizza and Chocolate!<

10. Me and my brother used to always argue over who was taller

Now it's definitive that I'm at least 6 feet taller than him.

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