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9 year.agoThere once was a blind kid (my meanest joke)There once was a blind kid. He always kept asking his mom : " when would i be able to see ? " And she answered : " in 3 months " Then a day later he asked again and she said : " in 89 days " . The days went on as he kept asking and his mom continued to answer - in 65 days... in 40 days.... in one month.... in a week and then the day arrived she said to him , "tomorrow youll be able to see" and the kid was very excited and happy tears of joy slided down his eyes. Then the day arrived and all the family gathered around the kid and woke him up the kid then continued by saying : "mommy i still cant see " which to all of his family answered while clapping april fools!!! April fools!!! April fools!!
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Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.
Putting the infant into infantry.
Why don't they stop being so precious and just freakin' grow up.
Only one person has to be tested at the STD clinic.
R6S has defenders...
Poke em young!
They said: "Don't worry, it's all in your mind."
I received a letter back saying thanks for the sleeping bags.
Because bitches like it when u call them beautiful.
Unfertilised.
Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
You can’t be racist if you hate everyone equally!
Halfway.
- Oh no, my gum is bleeding again
as they turn the corner a hundred feet in front of them they see some skinheads standing outside the liquor store. The skinheads spot them and start running towards them. The two Jews panic and one says “Abe, Abe, Before we get mugged here’s that 20 bucks I owe ya”’
They both want to be real boys.
Give a man a fish, you’ve assumed a gender and offended a vegan.
Reload
Then I looked around my plane seat, and why is flight attendant nervous and everyone on the plane telling goodbye to their loved ones?
My slave is black
Snails, Hermit crabs, Homeless people
You can't milk a cow for 150 years
With a blender
Target is destroyed.
is good for brownie points.
In that no one would believe you if you said you had one.
Me neither
“I don’t know.” You sick fuck.
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