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A pothead, an accountant, and a lawyer all go in to purchase powerball tickets together, thinking there's no way they'd win.

But, luck strikes, and they hit the jackpot. Now facing an influx of millions of dollars, they begin discussing how to split it. The lawyer says, "Well, I physically paid for the ticket, so legally most of the winnings should go to me." This irritates the accountant, who says, "I put the most money into the pot, so I should get most of the money!" As they squabble, the stoner lights up beside them and smokes a nice, hand rolled joint that he just rolled. He inhales deeply, and blows out a fat cloud, and proceeds to smoke it to the roach. High out of his mind, he says, "I think I should get most of the winnings." Both the accountant and the lawyer stare at him, dumbfounded, and ask him, "Why?" And the stoner replies, "Because *I'm* the one who smoked the ticket."

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