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How did the zombie get so good at dressing for Halloween?

They had total DEAD-ication

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1. I was digging in the garden and found a chest full of gold coins.

I was about to run straight home to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

2. My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I didn't even care.

3. My aunt gave me a present for my birthday.

She said not to open it until the actual day of my birthday, because it’s bad luck. I thought that was an awful thing to give as a birthday present.

4. What do you call a French sandal maker?

What do you call a French sandal maker? Philippe Flop

5. I need to win the biggest vegetable competition

So I brought in your wheelchair bound momma.

6. "I was in horrible pain at the colonoscopy," I told my wife, "so the doc put the Titanic on a TV screen as a distraction."

"Jesus, how far in did he go?" she asked. "To the bit just after the collision," I replied.

7. What do you call a baby born in a brothel?

A brothel-sprout.

8. Never try to get tough with a Frenchman.

He eats pain for breakfast!

9. I could tell jokes about camping, I could tell jokes about dolphins.

But they would be reposts, for all intents and porpoises.

10. What's the difference between someone with IBS at an armchair shop and luxurious bedding?

One's satin sheets...

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