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I was about to run straight home to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
He was so good, I didn't even care.
She said not to open it until the actual day of my birthday, because it’s bad luck. I thought that was an awful thing to give as a birthday present.
What do you call a French sandal maker? Philippe Flop
So I brought in your wheelchair bound momma.
"Jesus, how far in did he go?" she asked. "To the bit just after the collision," I replied.
A brothel-sprout.
He eats pain for breakfast!
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