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DinglebarryHandpump 3 day.agoThe barber says "Be about two and a half hours." The guy leaves. A couple of days later, he shows up again with the same question. The barber says "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves again. About a week later, the guy shows up once more - "How long for a cut?" The barber states "About two hours." The guy leaves again. The barber tells his buddy Fred - "Follow this guy and see where he goes, he's come in three times, asks how long for a haircut, then leaves." Fred comes back an few minutes later, and the barber asks "So, did you follow him?". Fred said "I sure did!" "So where the heck did he go?" asked the barber. "Your house!" said Fred.
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