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TypicalHaikuResponse 5 day.agoTwo babies are born in the same hospital, at the exact same time. Room 203, side by side in their little incubators. Nurses say it was adorable—both boys, blinking up at the fluorescent lights like they were already disappointed in the world. One turns his head, sees the other, and gives the tiniest nod. The other blinks, unimpressed. From that moment on, it's like they silently agreed to keep tabs on each other. They grow up in completely different cities, never meeting again. One becomes a history teacher with three ex-wives and a cat that hates him. The other ends up a jazz musician who always smelled faintly of whiskey and regret. Eighty years pass. Life happens. Wars, marriages, mortgages, prostate exams—all the highlights. Then, by some ridiculous twist of fate, they end up in the same hospital, in the same room, dying within hours of each other. The nurse says, “Wow, what a coincidence!” but neither of them is impressed. They’ve been through too much. They look at each other across their beds—old, wrinkled, tubes in every orifice imaginable. One squints and says, “You look familiar.” The other croaks out, “Room 203. 1945. Incubators.” Without missing a beat they both laugh, which quickly turns into coughing. Finally, one says, “So… what’d you think?” The other guy stares at the ceiling for a long moment and goes, “I just wish the boob-sucking part came at the end.” edit: This was unknowingly inspired by Steven Wright
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now they won’t leaf me alone.
Now he has stable WiFi
I said “that explains why I have a crush on ewe.”
... that he never listened to his critics.
is a big word for people who can’t read.
Considering it was my first 4 A into programming
… are when your kids have had enough and skip the rolling of eyes altogether. They go from Dad joke to Dad choke in zero point to the door seconds.
A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said; "I have to be on this flight and it must be First Class." The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to assist you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone and said: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Desk 5 who does not know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 5." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the flight attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck you!" Unflinchingly, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
Im always “eating disorder, eating dat order”
Read lips.
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