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Sage_Pank 6 day.agoA rural Indian kid goes to the city for a 3rd standard school interview, after someone notices his heaven sent talent for rote learning. The kid can't comprehend English, so the school janitor who is from the same village, gives him a tip: “Sit near the interview room and memorize the answers the other kids give—the questions are usually the same.” So the kid waits outside and listens closely. One kid goes in: “Who’s the father of the nation?” “Mahatma Gandhi,” the kid replies. Second question: “Who was the first woman Prime Minister of India?” “Indira Gandhi.” The third question is random each time, so the rural kid has trouble memorizing. One kid is asked: “Are aliens real?" The rural kid memorizes like his life depends on it. Now it’s his turn. The interviewer looks at his report and feels pity. So, he sends the kid to a different room. A different interviewer ask him a much easier set of questions. “What’s your father’s name?” The kid proudly says: “Mahatma Gandhi.” The interviewer raises an eyebrow and is confused but still continues, “Your mother’s name?” “Indira Gandhi,” the kid replies. Now irritated, the interviewer asks, “Are you insane?” The kid, without missing a beat, says: “I don’t know yet... scientists are still researching!"
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Desperate times call for desperate measures
The dad turns to the other two and says, "What a coincidence. I was just talking about you guys!"
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Things get really heated until Geppetto says "I ought to just turn you into a Venetian blind!" And Pinocchio replies "Oh the thought of it makes me shutter!"
An eraser slowly dies because of your mistakes.
A woman interrupts their conversation to ask the doctor some sort of medical advice. The doctor tells her what he can then sends her on her way, then turns back to the lawyer. “Man, I get so tired of people bugging me for medical advice,” the doctor says. “I never see people do the same with you for legal advice, how do you keep them away?” The lawyer says, “Every time someone asks me for any advice, I just send them a bill. Keeps people away like a charm.” “That’s super smart!” the doctor says. “I’m gonna do that!” The next day, the doctor makes up his bills for all the people who asked him for medical advice, and he takes them out to his mailbox. He opens it up, and he finds a bill from the lawyer.
A woman interrupts their conversation to ask the doctor some sort of medical advice. The doctor tells her what he can then sends her on her way, then turns back to the lawyer. “Man, I get so tired of people bugging me for medical advice,” the doctor says. “I never see people do the same with you for legal advice, how do you keep them away?” The lawyer says, “Every time someone asks me for any advice, I just send them a bill. Keeps people away like a charm.” “That’s super smart!” the doctor says. “I’m gonna do that!” The next day, the doctor makes up his bills for all the people who asked him for medical advice, and he takes them out to his mailbox. He opens it up, and he finds a bill from the lawyer.
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