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PostingLoudly 6 day.agoTaxidermist traps them all in a room, and reveals that he's an escaped murderer, and the reporters made him look bad in a previous story. So the guy goes, "Ya'll made me look terrible, like a monster, and now you're gonna redeem yourselves. So tell me what you're gonna do, or die." First reporter says, "We'll retract the story, and say it was someone else!" Guy goes, "Great, great, that's what I wanna hear. Now you." Second reporter goes, "We'll make sure to issue an apology, and we won't cover anymore mur-accidents..." Guy goes, "Good. Good." He turns to the third reporter, "Now what about you?" Reporter says, "Nothing." "Nothing, whaddya mean nothing?" "You kidding? We're live right now! This is gonna be my best story yet!"
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An awkward-ion
Kremlins.
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A raw deal
I simply didn't have the drive to do it
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Do Europeans skilometer?
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