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PostingLoudly 7 day.agoTaxidermist traps them all in a room, and reveals that he's an escaped murderer, and the reporters made him look bad in a previous story. So the guy goes, "Ya'll made me look terrible, like a monster, and now you're gonna redeem yourselves. So tell me what you're gonna do, or die." First reporter says, "We'll retract the story, and say it was someone else!" Guy goes, "Great, great, that's what I wanna hear. Now you." Second reporter goes, "We'll make sure to issue an apology, and we won't cover anymore mur-accidents..." Guy goes, "Good. Good." He turns to the third reporter, "Now what about you?" Reporter says, "Nothing." "Nothing, whaddya mean nothing?" "You kidding? We're live right now! This is gonna be my best story yet!"
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"Doctor, I have a problem." "What kind of problem?" "One of my testicles is really swollen. It's huge. Maybe I caught some kind of infection." "Alright, take off your pants and show me." "I can't." "Why not?" "I'm afraid you'll laugh at me." "I promise I won’t laugh." The patient pulls down his pants and pulls out a testicle the size of a melon. The doctor immediately bursts out laughing. "See? Now I’m definitely not showing you the sick one."
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She says: Officer, why am I pulled over? The officer says: You were going a 50 in a 30 zone. The officer asks again: What is your name? She says: Frida The officer asks again: What is your last name? She says: Gomam. The officer says: You‘re Frida Gomam? And the woman drives away.
He wanted his bill reduced!!
He was arrested and charged with A Salt and Buttery.
Apparently there's nothing left on the right side and nothing right on the left side.
Apparently there's nothing left on the right side and nothing right on the left side.
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