Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Ms74k_ten_c 13 day.agoreturns home after many years studying and working in a rich, developed nation. When he meets up with his childhood friends, he can not stop bragging about his adopted nation. "Did you know they are so developed, their submarines travel on the ocean bed?" "What?" Exclaim his friends. "Ocean bed?". "Yes! Well, just a little above but almost." His friends are a bit annoyed at this. Next, he says, "Did you know their normal planes go into space before coming back down?" His friends are truly shocked. "Really?! Into space?" "Yes, well, a little below." Now truly annoyed, one his friend quips, "while you were away our oun country has made some amazing achievements." "Oh really," says the man skeptically. "Yeah, we have made advancements in medicine that allow people to eat through their nose." "What?" Says the shocked man. His friend replies, "Yes! Just a little below."
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It hasn’t come out yet.
can we call him Commissioner Gordon?
Sublemon
The therapist says, "Ok thanks for coming in today. Let's start with something you guys both agree on." The husband repliies, "Well, neither one of us like sucking dick."
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Throw away one cig so the whole boat gets a cigarette lighter.
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They were the windows to my Soul.
Sandy ego!
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