Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
OZFox42 13 day.agoWith that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away, so he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, "They're all looking to get married, so you've come to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want." The man dated the first daughter, and the next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "She's just a little bit, not that you would notice, pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls, so he went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a little bit, not that you would notice, cross-eyed." Again the farmer nodded and suggested the man date the third girl to see if things might be better, so he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" They were wed right away, and months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby, while cute, had the ugliest face he ever saw. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a little bit, not that you would notice, pregnant when you met her."
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…it’s been breaking forever
No one saw her lips move
A centimental fool
A woman goes up to the man working in the produce aisle and says where is your broccoli? The produce man says we’re out of broccoli we will have some in the morning. He goes back to stacking his oranges in the same lady pecks him on the shoulder and says excuse me sir where is the broccoli? He says we are fresh out of broccoli. We will have some in the morning. He moves from the oranges over to the bananas and starts to work with them. The same woman taps him on the shoulder again and says sir can you tell me where the broccoli is? He says how do you spell cat as in catastrophic? She says C-A-T he says okay how do you spell dog As in dogmatic? She says D-O-G. He says okay how do you spell fuck as in broccoli? She says there is no fuck in broccoli. He said exactly lady, that’s what I been trying to tell you.
I told them how how I found this girl tied to a rail track. Being a gentleman, I untied her and took her back to my place. They stared at me in awe as I recounted the evening. We had the best night and made passionate love over and again. In every room of the house. One of my friends said: "Wow man. That's amazing. What did she look like?" "I don't know." I said. "I never did find the head."
Because I'm so ec-static!
After all, he was a gay Shah
He had a pun.
They always say „meow“, but never where exactly…
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