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The UK government is investigating the use of chemical castration in prisons across England and Wales. They got the idea from the former Conservative government...

Who found it was the only way to get some work out of Boris Johnson

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They didn’t tell me that this one came with amnesia

2. The other day my neighbor gave me permission to come into her yard.

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3. Why didn't the taco cross the road?

Because it was chicken!

4. A man once took a bite out of a research paper about heterosexuality by mistake.

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5. My friend went all in on a Benjamin Franklin cosplay the other day.

He looked like a hundred bucks.

6. What did the pirate say to his wife?

'I have to idear.'

7. I used to hate facial hair …..

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8. "So, what'd you do the weekend?" "Went to Horse races."

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A *copper* arrested him!

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