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kuhfunnunuhpah 15 day.agoA Man goes on holiday and asks his friend to look after his beloved cat, Tiddles. The man has a great time away and his friend picks him up at the airport on his return. "Tiddles died." Were the first words to come out of his friends mouth. The man is, of course, devastated. "You couldn't have thought of a better way to tell me that? This was brutal! You should have said something like 'I'm so sorry but Tiddles was walking along the roof and he fell off. He didn't make it.' you know, soften the blow!" His friend apologised and, despite the sadness of the situation, life went on. In time, the man went on holiday again. He had a great time and the same friend picked him up from the airport. As he saw the man at the arrivals area, the friend said "I'm so sorry, but your grandma was walking along the roof..."
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