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avatar Haki23 17 day.ago

A man was having a midlife crisis, so he bought a red sports car

As he's driving along a country road, with wind blowing through what's left of his hair, he hears a siren. He realizes he's been speeding the whole time, so he thinks "I have a sports car, I'll just outrun the cop!" and zooms off. After a bit he thinks "What the hell am I doing?" and pulls over. The cop gets out and walks to his window, and says "Look it's been a long day. It's Friday the 13th and a full moon at the same time. If you can tell me an excuse I haven't heard before, you're free to go." The man thinks for a second and says "My wife left me for a police officer. I thought you were trying to give her back." "Have a good day, sir."

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