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1. I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork

I think I nailed it but nobody saw it

2. On our second date, my girlfriend offered me a chestnut

A big misunderstanding ensued.

3. A veterinary nurse has been struck off after stealing drugs meant for the spaniel she was treating. The disciplinary panel gave her a flea in her ear...

meaning she has to spend the next three weeks wearing a cone.

4. Police were recently called to a comedy gig after a man was assaulted when a fight broke out. They quickly set up an identity parade...

or as they called it, a punchline.

5. Loch Ness is over 200 metres deep, meaning if Usain Bolt tried to run to the bottom...

He would drown.

6. How do you make your wife cry during sex?

You call her

7. Young couple's first date

The young college students on their first date drove to a country festival. As they were returning the guy stopped the car, turned to his date, and after making some subtle advances, suggested that they get naked and spend some time together in the back seat. “OK,” said the girl, “but I have to let you know that I’m actually a prostitute, and this will cost you $150.” He hesitated but reluctantly agreed, gave her the money, and they made love. After they had finished and had put their clothes back on, the guy just sat motionless in the drivers’ seat. “Aren’t we leaving?” the girl asked. “Well,” said the guy, “Not quite yet. I’m actually a cab driver and the fare to and from the festival is $150.”

8. I’ve had some difficult challenges in my day, but nothing really managed to defeat me until the day I tried giving away my pet parrot, even though I was in a large crowd.

I mean, the people at that Lynyrd Skynyrd concert got really excited when I yelled out “free bird!”, but for some reason they weren’t interested in my parrot.

9. Too bad

Me: "I met this gorgeous woman while on vacation in the Islands." Friend: "Nice, where is she from?" Me: "One of those islands down there. Can never remember the name. Starts with a J" Friend: "Jamaica?" Me: "Nah. She wouldn't put out"

10. "Why do female stand-up comics do so many jokes about vaginas?

**Because it’s their tightest material.**

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