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A politician has a rally in a small town...

He asks "What can the government do for you?" A man says: "We basically have two problems.... The first one is... we have no doctor in town" The politician immediately pulls out his iphone, dials a number and has a short conversation. He hangs up and says: "Settled, there will be a doctor here from tomorrow on... What's the second problem?" "We don't have a mobile phone signal..."

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