You play a fiddle with your shoes off.
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It's a woman's right to choo-choos.
Fishy
they said "They've done away with Faye!" . . . . . . . (note: she's not dead)
Now my friend won’t let me hold his baby.
Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
One day, his wife got so angry that she told him: “If you keep on smoking, all of your intestines will fall out.” Her husband didn’t believe her, so he kept on smoking and drinking just like he always did. His wife was determined to prove herself right, so one day she went out early in the morning to the local butcher shop and bought some big intestines. She stuffed them into her husband’s underwear as he slept. A short while later, he woke up, let out a huge scream, and then fell silent for the next 30 minutes. After another 30 minutes of silence, he comes downstairs, sweating profusely. “What happened?” his wife asked. “You were right! My intestines did come out, but don’t worry honey - after a lot of work, I finally managed to push them back in.”
James Blond
I mean, UNDOSTRESS
Attire.
I thought: "Are we supposed to drive through the store?"
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