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avatar brewsparky 19 day.ago

A man comes home extremely drunk with a sheep under his arm.

After struggling to get the door open, and stumbling into the house, he sees his wife waiting for him in the living room. She launches into a tirade, berating the man. Telling him how he's a worthless drunk, a shitty husband, how her dad was right about him, ect. She finishes her speech by pointing to the sheep and saying "And what the fuck is that?" The man is standing there swaying slightly and clearly trying to hold it together. After looking back and forth between his wife and the sheep, he slurs "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache" The wife yells back "That's not a pig you drunken moron!" The man looks at the wife and says "I wasn't talking to you."

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