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Magic Frog

A very old man has played golf on Saturday mornings for decades; but never achieved a hole in one. One rainy Saturday, with no one else on the course, the old man lands his first hole in one ever; but no witnesses. he reaches into the tin cup and pulls out a frog with a gold crown. The frog says: I’m a magic frog. I witnessed your first hole in one. I can grant you one wish. Would you like: - a solid gold set of golf clubs ? - a lifetime membership to any exclusive golf course in the world ? - or find yourself on a beach in the Riviera, surrounded by bikini babes ? The old man starts shoving the frog into his pants pocket. The magic frog says: Easy, Buddy! Take it easy! What are you doing? The old man replies: “At my age ……. My wish is to have a talking frog”.

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