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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
I made only 50 per scent.
You play a fiddle with your shoes off.
A petunia is like a begonia. A begonia is a kind of sausage. A sausage and battery is a crime. Monkeys crime trees. Trees a crowd. The rooster crowd and made a noise. The noise is between the eyes. The opposite of eye is nay. Horses neigh. Horses have colts. If you go to bed with a colt, you'll wake up with double petunia.
It's my Hej fund
I said: usually in HD
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Because they don’t want a stranger making 90% of their decisions.
Me? I'm going with Jim Jones.
A search for truth is a fact hunt...
After struggling to get the door open, and stumbling into the house, he sees his wife waiting for him in the living room. She launches into a tirade, berating the man. Telling him how he's a worthless drunk, a shitty husband, how her dad was right about him, ect. She finishes her speech by pointing to the sheep and saying "And what the fuck is that?" The man is standing there swaying slightly and clearly trying to hold it together. After looking back and forth between his wife and the sheep, he slurs "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache" The wife yells back "That's not a pig you drunken moron!" The man looks at the wife and says "I wasn't talking to you."
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