Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Trip7919777440 20 day.agoAll three people passed weeks of rigorous tests. All three of them were in line for the final test. The test proctors handed the first man a gun. They told him to walk into the next room and shoot who was sitting in the chair. The man took the gun, walked into the next room, and saw his wife sitting in the chair. He refused to shot her, handed the gun back, and they both left. Same thing happened with the next man. He was handed a gun and told to go into the next room and shoot who was sitting in the chair. It was his wife. He refused, handed the gun back, and both he and his wife left. The third applicant was a woman. They handed her a gun, told her to go into the next room, and shoot who was sitting in the chair. She took the gun, walked into the next room, and saw her husband sitting in the chair. The woman paused. She went into the room and close the door. From the room came loud noises. Things crashing. Sounds of wood cracking and breaking. Lots of commotion. The proctors finally ran into the room to see what was going on. When they went into the next room, the woman was standing over her husband‘s lifeless body. She replied,”There were blanks in the gun, so I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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Yeah, it's basically pop-corn.
Q: Where do you find a cow with no legs? A: Right where you left it. I couldn't be more proud.
Daft Punk
And asks them what they are painting. It’s a person breaking out of jail they reply. The art teacher is curious and asks, now why would you be painting that? The student replied: well isn’t it obvious? I’m an escape artist! Told to me and made up by my 10 year old. I am no longer the father of the house. So proud. Edit: a word
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He was grandfathered in.
The frog goes up to the teller and see's the nametag on the counter says Whack. Frog: "Hi Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan". Teller: "Sure we can do that, just need to know a few things, first what's your name?" Frog: "Kermit" Teller: "You're not Kermit the frog" Frog: "No, I get that a lot. I'm named after him, but my name is Kermit Jagger, Mick Jagger is my dad, and my mom is Kermit's cousin." Teller: "What collateral do you have?" The frog pulls out a small porcelain elephant and hand it to her. Teller: "I don't know about this, I'll have to check with the bank manager" The teller goes to the bank managers office and knocks on the door. Manager: "Yes Patty" Teller: "I've got this From, Kermit Jagger who is looking to get a loan, and he says he can use this for collateral. Any idea what it is and if we can use it?" Manager: "Let me see this. Ahh yes. This is a nick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone"
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