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Not a dad joke. Honestly, just really happy to be here 💜

I recently stumbled upon this legendary subreddit. Never knew it even existed. And now it’s quickly becoming the only reason I use Reddit. Been going through a bit of a rough patch, but I honestly feel like I’ve found my people. Ya’ll are funny as hell. Thank you for all the laughs! I would say how much you *crack* me up, but that’ll just be too *cheesy*. You’re driving me *emmental* with all these jokes! I *gouda* go now, or I won’t stop, haha. Keep *brie-ing* awesome fellow dadjokers ✨

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tele-phony.

2. a snake slithered up my pants

it left with a self esteem boost

3. They can't get the timing right.

Why don't time travelers tell jokes?

4. Last night someone broke into our house, stole a dozen eggs, and left behind a saucepan full of warm water.

Police believe it was poachers.

5. I'm putting my 6 year old to bed and he says, "Dad, I have Kidneys. You have Dadneys."

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6. The French eat very little for breakfast.

After just one egg they’ll tell you they’ve had un oeuf.

7. Mothers have Mother’s Day. Fathers have Father’s Day. Couples have Valentine’s Day.

Single guys have Palm Sunday

8. A guy walks into a bar…

and orders a drink. The drink says, “You can’t tell me what to do.”

9. What’s the difference between the view of Michelangelo’s David from the front and from the rear?

One is a marvel to behold, the other is a marble b-hole!

10. Robin Hood's least favorite font?

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