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Not a dad joke. Honestly, just really happy to be here 💜

I recently stumbled upon this legendary subreddit. Never knew it even existed. And now it’s quickly becoming the only reason I use Reddit. Been going through a bit of a rough patch, but I honestly feel like I’ve found my people. Ya’ll are funny as hell. Thank you for all the laughs! I would say how much you *crack* me up, but that’ll just be too *cheesy*. You’re driving me *emmental* with all these jokes! I *gouda* go now, or I won’t stop, haha. Keep *brie-ing* awesome fellow dadjokers ✨

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1. “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”

2. How did the ancient Romans transport poultry to feed the people of Rome?

Via the aquaducks!

3. My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told her there's an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 3000 people beneath you.

Working at the graveyard isn't for everyone though!

4. Are they really going to pick a new pope?

Or are they just blowing smoke?

5. My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told her there's an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 3000 people beneath you.

Working at the graveyard isn't for everyone though!

6. A photon goes to the airport. The ticket agent asks if there's any luggage to check.

The photon replies, “No, I'm traveling light.”

7. Dad : What is the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?

Me : I don't know. Dad : You can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna. Me : What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

8. My dad told my mom that for Easter breakfast, we should only have frozen prepackaged waffles because thats what he wanted. I said…

Thats pretty Eggotistical of you

9. I haven't talked to my wife for almost 2 years now.

I don't want to interrupt her.

10. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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