Several local farmers have reported a strange man entering their property and eating all of the corn on several stalks before disappearing again.

They’re calling him the Cobber Baron.

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1. Why is the comments section on pornhub so active?

People love mass-debating.

2. My friend works in IT and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”

He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”

3. Someone called me on my phone, coughed and sneezed and then hung up.

I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

4. Can I tell you a dad joke?

Never mind, I don't think I could go any father.

5. I hate going to the grocery store because I always have to look at some fat idiot scanning my food.

They need to add the option to turn off the self checkout camera.

6. they are recalling a brand of eye drops...

I didn't see that coming...

7. I had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day...

...we just clicked.

8. My can opener is broken.

Now it's a can't opener.

9. What does one Chinese cat say to greet the other Chinese cat?

Me hao!

10. I've been trying to save money on electricity so I got an e-meter.

But it just made me give our family's life savings to Scientology.

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Several local farmers have reported a strange man entering their property and eating all of the corn on several stalks before disappearing again.

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