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Three men are hiking in the mountains, when they stumble upon a magic lamp.

Upon rubbing the lamp, the genie emerges. "I will grant you each one wish, but the catch is that you must shout out your wish after jumping from the mountain. Whatever you wish for, you will land in." The first man, thinks for a moment. He jumps off, and in mid air, yells "Gold! " And he lands in a huge pile of gold, killing him instantly. The second man, thinks for a moment. He jumps off, and in the air, yells "Diamonds!" He lands in a huge pile of diamonds, killing him instantly. The third man, thinks for a moment. Backing away, he says "I'm not too sure about this, I don't think I want to die for what I want!". Carelessly, he loses his footing, and falls off the mountain. " OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT"

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