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I once asked a friend to borrow a blade for me to sharpen my pencil with...

He told me to ask wesley snipes

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1. What's the chemical formula for water?

H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, my teacher told me it's H to O.

2. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician.

They can go on about it forever.

3. What did one knife say to the other knife?

You're dull mate. I've met tacks sharper than you.

4. A man tried to assult me with milk

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5. My friend Ana easily spots blue, orange and yellow flames and their respective heat. This is the reason I call her...

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6. I recently dropped 15 pounds

Now my friend won’t let me hold his baby.

7. Don't ever make fun of a dot.

You don't want to diss a point.

8. I had to hire an exorcist

The only warning that he gave me is that I if I fall behind on my payments I get repossessed

9. My girlfriend and I we're having sex from behind and the dogs were watching.

I felt bad for the dogs after. We shouldn't have done it like that in front of them. That's cultural appropriation.

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