I have a friend who thinks that when he dies, he will turn into water vapor.

I told him he will be mist.

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1. The tube got his degree from college.

Now he's a graduated cylinder.

2. Our wedding was so beautiful.

Even the cake was in tiers.

3. It was so hot today that I saw a woman walking a dog in a bikini on a bicycle

Why the dog was in a bikini on a bicycle I shall never know. (Many thanks to Spike Milligan for this one).

4. Boomerang

Hel left a message on the answering machine

5. I'd say the easiest Boy Scout patch to earn is the Matt Damon Merit Badge.

6. You could simulate what it's like to be a forward slash...

If you were so inclined...

7. Trout #1: What is that sound? It sounds like ticking...should we find out what it is?

Trout #2: Don't fall for it, it's clickbait.

8. What do you call an abominable snowman that throws snowballs?

A Yeeti

9. I booked a trip to visit a Native American heritage site, but then had second thoughts.

I had reservation reservation reservations. (Props to Brian Regan for this one)

10. My dad and I walked past Toys R Us and I asked “Dad, can we go to the Toy Store”?

He looked at it and said “That’s not a toy store, that’s a real store”

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I have a friend who thinks that when he dies, he will turn into water vapor.

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