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1. My daughter hurt herself while playing peek-a-boo!

So I took her to the ICU.

2. NFL Commissioner denies officials favor Chiefs

Goodell said he understood how fans could feel that way because of their passion for the game, but called it a “ridiculous theory.” “A lot of those theories are things that happen on social media and they get a new life,” Goodell said. Goodell was immediately flagged and penalized 15 yards for roughing Patrick Mahomes

3. Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat, she got traded to the Lakers.

4. yo mama so ugly when my daughter Carol saw her, she had nightmares for weeks

5. Yo Mama So Clumsey

When She Joined Reddit, She Crashed It.

6. What does a condiment wizard perform?

A Saucery.

7. I was skeptical about orthotics until I tried them.

I stand corrected.

8. Did you know that the Kool-Aid man plays baseball?

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9. Your mama is the best and she is the most amazing woman in the whole wide universe.

10. What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

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