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1. Wyoming's population isn't that small

I've met him, he's actually pretty tall

2. The Police knocked on my door to tell me that my dogs were chasing people on their bikes.

"Don't be ridiculous" I said. "My dogs can't ride bikes!"

3. What did the pirate say when he lost his parrot?

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4. What do you call an Italian foot pervert?

Fetish-eenie

5. What did the pirate say when he lost his parrot?

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6. To Speak Spanish...

...all you have to do is spell the word "socks" out loud.

7. A Polish man complained

to one of his fellow workers: “Those bastards in the pub – they told me it would be okay to keep a turkey in the freezer for up to three months. I put one in last night, and when I checked this morning it was dead!”

8. My wife says I’m getting too upset when playing Capcom games.

She doesn’t want me to turn into a Street Fighter Alpha male.

9. For cake day, I wanted to share one of my grandpa’s favorite jokes when I was growing up:

Wanna hear a dirty joke? -A man fell in a mud puddle. Wanna hear a clean joke? -The man took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirtier joke? -Bubbles was the woman next door.

10. I was hot to go on the field trip with my kid…

because I’m a Chappell Roan.

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