Morning text from dad

Dad: This morning in the wet grass in back yard I saw a frog with open - toad shoes. My reply: Are you sure it wasn't a croc? 🐊

dadjoke

Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

1. Finally, the wife and I decided we don't want to have any children.

We will be telling them tonight at dinner.

2. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box

3. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

4. “Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?”

“I don’t know man, i’m not an ornithologist.”

5. I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

Then I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

6. My builder said we’re having lunch on Monday

But it’s not set in stone

7. My 4 year old nephew can't say please in Spanish.

That's poor for four.

8. Did you know from where the first trans people came?

from Egypt, It was when daddy's became mummy's.

9. Last night I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow

When I woke up, my pillow was gone

10. Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow name her daughter apple?

Now she's not gonna be compatible with any of the other children

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokes jokes for adult

Dad Jokes

Dirty Jokes

Dark Jokes

Jokes for kid

Morning text from dad

dadjoke

funny dad jokes