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So, imagine a guy named Curtis.

Curtis was no ordinary man. You see, he was MAGICAL. Nearly omnipotent. One day, Curtis decides to make use of his power, and he takes a marker, and a trillion sheets of paper. On each sheet he draws an E as large as he can. Every time you did someone a favor, or just a nice thing one of these would show up in your pocket. Tip your waiter, hold the door for someone, you’d get one of these. Ooh boy, when people figured THAT out, these things had value. Everyone was doing nice shit!! So much nice shit, eventually the market became flooded with these magical sheets of paper. Soon enough, they lost their value. And still to this day, whenever you do the right thing you’ll get one of these sheets. But, it’s just another common Curtis-E.

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