Is it just me, or does everything smell like carrots?!
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He says "No and **why the fuck** would you ask me that? Is it because I am Japanese?" "No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little fucker."
The organ is encased in bone.
I feel it's only fitting since everyone on my job says that he's a mutha...
Some questions we will never know the answer to. Like why is it whenever someone farts they are always a) behind me, and b) gone by the time I turn around? My kids love this, by which I mean they groan and say "Stop it, Dad!"
He pointed and said take that Long and Winding road.
Sam sung.
Whatever you like, it's no like his hearing is any better...
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One roommate says to the other "Hey, what's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?" "I dunno," says the second one. "That's what I thought," yells the first. "Now clean it up!"
A roostercrat.
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