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What did the bovine do to apologize after it ate two of the farmer’s pies?

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1. I tripped on our subwoofer this morning.

Now my lower back hertz.

2. The Suicide-Murder

A man finds out that his wife has a date with her lover at a hotel. He shows up at the location with a loaded gun, bursts into the room, and catches them naked in bed. Then, desperate, he takes the gun and points it at his temple. The two lovers look at him in shock and then burst out laughing. The man then yells, "There's nothing funny about this, you're next!"

3. My grandpa was visiting from the old folks home for the weekend and walked by my room as I was vibing to some Kendrick Lamar.

He asked me who that was singing and I said, “It’s Kendrick Lamar, a hip hop artist.” He said, “Interesting. Our hip pop artist doesn't sing when she stops by on 'Chiropractor Thursdays'."

4. A dyslexic kid

A dyslexic kid fears the temptations of Santa

5. Watching the market today will be a lot like watching Les Mis

A lot of talk about red and black, barely any mention of green, and a runtime that feels like an eternity

6. Mr and Mrs Goat opted to not have children.

No kidding.

7. Why did ravioli go to the doctor?

She was feeling stuffed.

8. Confucius say:

Man who fart in church, sits in pew.

9. Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

I mean, enlarging and an existing drill hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting!

10. Do you know what Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name...yuck yuck -source Jimmy Carr

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