Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
fauxmerican1280 25 day.agoHe's still in great physical shape and loves to golf, but he can never see where his ball goes. A woman in the pro shop tells him that her dad is 95 and loves to golf, but all of his friends are too old or have passed away. "He's *ninety five* and still golfs?" "Yep! Do you want me to set you guys up? He would love to shoot nine holes with you." A date is arranged and the two old men meet on the first tee. The 85 year old blind man tees off first and smashes his drive down the fairway, but quickly loses sight of the ball. "Did you see where it went?" he asked the 95 year old. "Yep!" "Where did it go?" "...." "I said where did it go?" "I don't remember..."
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