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I joined the Theater Club back in High School...

... because I wanted to get my act together.

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3. Your mom’s so stupid her favorite color is a dark shade of invisible.

4. Yo Mama So Fat!

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FAT, when she died, SHE BROKE THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!

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7. Why can’t America and Britain play chess

they’re missing 2 towers and a queen

8. How was copper wire invented?

Two Jews found a penny at the same time.

9. What do you call a Mexican millionaire

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